You know, I really do try to like SNSD but it's so hard. With that said, here's their new video, which the song is already starting to squirm it's way into my head.
All I have to say is:
1) Fake laughter in the background of songs is annoying (like at 2:00).
2) Aw, the girl at 2:34 is cute. (Really if it wasn't Halloween I don't think it would be as cute.)
3) The only reason to watch this is for Siwon.
4) SNSD loves one word song titles. (Gee, Oh, Hoot... For realz?)
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
'Check It Out'
Only complaint: Will.i.am has way too many parts.
(Side Note: In case you're wondering what the Korean gibberish in the background says, according to allkpop it says things like "try it once," "hot," and "this party is awesome." All highly important phrases to know.)
Bonus! A video compilation of Nicki verses!
Kommentary: Touch 'I'... Maybe?
Apparently there's a new boy band, Touch, that literally just popped out of no where (Not even kidding. Usually I trust allkpop to tell me all about new bands months before they debut, but even allkpop didn't post anything about them until they posted one of Touch's debut stages. And there was like a side note accompanying the video saying allkpop would post information on them later).
1) These white pants with the little wings on them are one of the most annoying piece of clothing I've ever seen.
2) Why can't every music video start off this way? It's so convenient when it just tells you who's who. And with that said, I claim SunWoong, SungYong, Dabin, and HanJun...? (Alright, not gonna lie 3 out of the 4 are claimed because I can't really tell the difference between them so just in case.)
3) 0:39 Awwww! Baby cakes totally looks like Yesung. Which ever one that is, def mine.
4) 1:12 Uh, this one in the front of the little V formation needs to 1) get rid of that nasty head band thing and 2) fire the stylists that are trying to turn him into a werewolf.
5) 2:03 ... What just happened to this child?
6) 2:45 Aw! They're dancing in a circle!... This group and I were meant to be.
7) 3:03 Why is this child still screaming!? 3:09 And this one just got stabbed or something! What is this, the Korean music video version of Degrassi?!
8) I'd say Touch definitely has potential.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Kommentary: U-Kiss 'Shut Up'!
I've done commentary for this video before, but after watching that Ukranian video I had to rewatch this video. Listen, I could do so much commentary on this one but I think this time I'm just leaving in up to Youtube comments to do it for me.
"Haha Dongho, you're not her oppa~
I feel weird looking at Kevin shirtless...almost like "Kevin. You're a girl. Shirt please~" haha I love Kevin<3"
(It's weird Dongho gets the oppa line, cause if Dongho's that girls oppa then the rest of the members are major pedos. And it's weird that Kevin's not actually a girl.)
"PFFT. Sorry Dongho, you're too cute for me to take seriously. Especially cause you're singing about being my oppa when I've got 3 years seniority on you."
(Or 4.)
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT? Kevin has a... body of a.. wow O.o; Doesnt suit his feminene face but like wow.."
(There are so many comments about Kevin's body it's ridiculous. Pretty sure majority of people were convinced he was secretly a girl, and their minds just got blown by this.)
"Damn............Can we all come to the terms that They should all take their clothes OFF and keep them OFF forever if they tease us like this"
(I love fangirl ridiculousness.)
"dongho is so sexy
he should take it off"
(See comment above.)
"no longer boys, they're now MEN!"
"I happen to think that KiSeop's man-bra is very sexy"
"that girl looks like selena gomez"
"The brazillian girl keeps smiling throughout the whole video, Maybe that\s cuz' she's brazilian and doesn't speak a word of korean even though there's a part that says
"Oppa Hates You" and she still smiles!"
"They need to stop touching that girl. "
(Unless I can be that girl, I second that.)
"I follow alexander on twitter too. We're official stalkers!"
(Well, my stalker status just went through the roof.)
"They aren't very romantic are they?"
(What chu talkin about? Girls love hearing how much guys hate them!)
"Nope, they always sing about a girl who screwed with them. And is it just me or is there a girl always pissing Eli off?"
(It's not just you.)
" 'she's not asian right? ...'
'@IHeartNickJ0nas No Mrs.Jonas she is not asian. ^_^' "
(So polite, however this person can't just assume she/he is a Mrs. Jonas just because she/he hearts Nick.)
"Pfft, this only got flagged because they can't handle all the sexy."
"LOL It's okay to hate me oppa. Just keep touching each other okay?"
(So many random caresses going on!)
"Por dios , esos pectorales son tan atractivos y sugestivoa a realizar cositas malas, kekekeke.
Se ven fenomenales con sus trajes, todos y cada uno de ellos tienen un SEX APPEAL, que mmmmmmhhhhh, dan ganas de comerselos !!!!
Y la cancion es BUENA, me encanta."
(All I got was "SEX APPEAL" and thats all I cared about.)
"whats wrong with dongho's face? is he having a seizure?"
"Haha Dongho, you're not her oppa~
I feel weird looking at Kevin shirtless...almost like "Kevin. You're a girl. Shirt please~" haha I love Kevin<3"
(It's weird Dongho gets the oppa line, cause if Dongho's that girls oppa then the rest of the members are major pedos. And it's weird that Kevin's not actually a girl.)
"PFFT. Sorry Dongho, you're too cute for me to take seriously. Especially cause you're singing about being my oppa when I've got 3 years seniority on you."
(Or 4.)
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT? Kevin has a... body of a.. wow O.o; Doesnt suit his feminene face but like wow.."
(There are so many comments about Kevin's body it's ridiculous. Pretty sure majority of people were convinced he was secretly a girl, and their minds just got blown by this.)
"Damn............Can we all come to the terms that They should all take their clothes OFF and keep them OFF forever if they tease us like this"
(I love fangirl ridiculousness.)
"dongho is so sexy
he should take it off"
(See comment above.)
"no longer boys, they're now MEN!"
"I happen to think that KiSeop's man-bra is very sexy"
"that girl looks like selena gomez"
"The brazillian girl keeps smiling throughout the whole video, Maybe that\s cuz' she's brazilian and doesn't speak a word of korean even though there's a part that says
"Oppa Hates You" and she still smiles!"
"They need to stop touching that girl. "
(Unless I can be that girl, I second that.)
"I follow alexander on twitter too. We're official stalkers!"
(Well, my stalker status just went through the roof.)
"They aren't very romantic are they?"
(What chu talkin about? Girls love hearing how much guys hate them!)
"Nope, they always sing about a girl who screwed with them. And is it just me or is there a girl always pissing Eli off?"
(It's not just you.)
" 'she's not asian right? ...'
'@IHeartNickJ0nas No Mrs.Jonas she is not asian. ^_^' "
(So polite, however this person can't just assume she/he is a Mrs. Jonas just because she/he hearts Nick.)
"Pfft, this only got flagged because they can't handle all the sexy."
"LOL It's okay to hate me oppa. Just keep touching each other okay?"
(So many random caresses going on!)
"Por dios , esos pectorales son tan atractivos y sugestivoa a realizar cositas malas, kekekeke.
Se ven fenomenales con sus trajes, todos y cada uno de ellos tienen un SEX APPEAL, que mmmmmmhhhhh, dan ganas de comerselos !!!!
Y la cancion es BUENA, me encanta."
(All I got was "SEX APPEAL" and thats all I cared about.)
"whats wrong with dongho's face? is he having a seizure?"
Thursday, October 21, 2010
19th Century Asian English Gentlemen!?
According to allkpop: "SHINee’s Taemin and Minho have transformed into English gentlemen for the male fashion magazine, Esquire.
Their long coats and classic sweaters matched with cardigans fit well with the photo shoot’s concept of gentlemen being invited to a 19th century count’s sitting room."
It doesn't matter what Taemin does, he's always adorable. Even when he supposedly "put aside his cute image for a more gentlemanly look," he's still nothing but adorable.
Glee Dance Lessons?
Listen, I don't care what dance it is, I will learn whatever Mike Chang wants to teach me.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Kommentary: Co-Ed
I really want to like co-ed, but idk. They're first song was a little disappointing, but I will admit this one's better. I'm not totally convinced about them yet though.
Comments:
1) Do you think people are offended by this?
2) I feel like the guys still aren't needed. They're still just back up dancers for the girls. At some point they're going to have to prove their worth.
3) 1:06 this little jumpy dance, it's cute. I'll admit, it makes me happy.
4) 3:08 I seriously thought G-Dragon was rapping.
5) I'm at a loss with this group. It's gotten to the point when I see new Asian groups they don't all look a like, Co-ed however all look a like. I can't claim any of them if I can't tell which one I claimed. I think I have little GD claimed, but I'm not sure. It's a conundrum.
6) Okay, one thing I do like about this group they debuted like 3 weeks ago and they already have 3 songs all with music videos out. That seems pretty ambitious. I'm impressed.
Comments:
1) Do you think people are offended by this?
2) I feel like the guys still aren't needed. They're still just back up dancers for the girls. At some point they're going to have to prove their worth.
3) 1:06 this little jumpy dance, it's cute. I'll admit, it makes me happy.
4) 3:08 I seriously thought G-Dragon was rapping.
5) I'm at a loss with this group. It's gotten to the point when I see new Asian groups they don't all look a like, Co-ed however all look a like. I can't claim any of them if I can't tell which one I claimed. I think I have little GD claimed, but I'm not sure. It's a conundrum.
6) Okay, one thing I do like about this group they debuted like 3 weeks ago and they already have 3 songs all with music videos out. That seems pretty ambitious. I'm impressed.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
'Does she whip her hair back and forth?'
I know it's not remotely Asian, but I can't get this ridiculousness out of my head.
Some one get me Will and Jada's children.
Some one get me Will and Jada's children.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Claim Of The Week: Kim Bum!
This boy is adorable, I'm glad I staked my claim in him. He's literally the only thing keeping me remotely interested in Boys Before/Over Flowers. I'm watching another of the dramas he's in now 'The Woman Who Still Wants To Marry', and I'm loving it. Now this is either because Kim Bum is so pretty that literally every time this boy is on the screen I swooooon or because in the drama he's 24 dating a 34 year old so basically I feel like I'm watching my future. Either way, I'm going to recommend this drama and state once again that Kim Bum is mine.
Side Note: Not to be mistaken for Super Junior's Kibum (who's also mine(ish))
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Hello SHINee!
They're even amazing just sitting there (which I'm assuming is because of the injuries Jonghyun and Key obtained while getting trampled on by fangirls).
Also, Taemin and Key (and some girl who's not as important) were hosts on Music Core today. I have no idea what they're saying, but it doesn't matter because they're adorable and it's enough just to see them.
Also, Taemin and Key (and some girl who's not as important) were hosts on Music Core today. I have no idea what they're saying, but it doesn't matter because they're adorable and it's enough just to see them.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Claim Of The Day: Hongki! And Everyone Who Looks Like Him.
Alright, doesn't this look like the Asian version of 'Lesbians who look like Justin Beiber'?:
And while I'm on the subject of Hongki, I swear out of any other idol Hongki has the most doppelgangers (and I claim all of them)... This could totally make a great game: Which ones the real Hongki?
I'll Be Back... Again
2pm had their first comeback stage today, and I just love them. Also, this intro they did, probably one of the most dramatic intros I've ever seen.
Quick little observation(s):
- Junsu is the Heechul of 2pm. He dances when he wants, which is basically when he's not too busy wailing.
- Khun still looks like he's about to take off Taec's head in the little tumbling performance.
- According to youtube comments, no one likes this eye makeup and this choreography people either love it, hate it, or can't stop laughing.
Quick little observation(s):
- Junsu is the Heechul of 2pm. He dances when he wants, which is basically when he's not too busy wailing.
- Khun still looks like he's about to take off Taec's head in the little tumbling performance.
- According to youtube comments, no one likes this eye makeup and this choreography people either love it, hate it, or can't stop laughing.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Claim Of The Day: Rain!
So Rain is in a new drama, The Fugitive. Haven't bothered to watch it yet cause frankly it looks like a bad version of Iris, and Iris was stupid (sigh, don't listen to me. Iris wasn't bad, I'm just bitter). Anyways, apparently Rain makes a lot of facial expressions in the drama so some netizens went through and made a collection of them. He's adorable, and now I kind of want to watch the drama.
Bonus! MBLAQ did a song for Fugitive. It's okay, but it's MBLAQ so it's love.
(Side Note: Rain is claimed by Taylor, not me. She jumped over fire for him, so I'm not fighting this.)
Monday, October 11, 2010
Kommentary: 2PM "I'll Be Back"!
2pm's video for 'I'll Be Back' came out today! Was already loving this song (along with the rest of their new mini-album 'Still 2:00 pm'), and this just reinforced that love. The choreography is a must learn.
Couple things:
1) It's a known fact I love a guy with eyeliner, but honestly not overly loving this intense eye makeup they've got on. However, it's a great look for Halloween. May just steal it.
2) 0:38 This stripe across Junsu's face is so distracting. Every time it's shown I just stare at it.
3) 0:51 BAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhhh 2pm. Love it.
4) 1:24 Listen, this isn't a music video it's an aerobics workout video.
5) 1:37 Despite my immense love for this choreography, I have a bit of a problem with this 'thumbs up in the air' pose. Maybe if he was just clenching a tight fist it would be better? (side note: Nichkhun sneakily adjusting his clothes is adorable.)
6) 3:11 Yes! More slowmo circle dancing! First BEAST, now 2pm. My Asian Loves know how to make me happy.
7) 3:14 Taecyeon thinks this is 'Heartbeat'. Look at him trying to push Wooyoung out of the way.
8) 3:18 Uh, look at Nichkhun go.
9) 3:39 Every time they show slow motion Khun he's in the air... We can dye his hair blond and turn him into a Super Saiyan?
10) 3:55 Welcome to Chansung's Hottest Workout! Today we'll be switching it up with some backwards running man! Let's Go!
11) 4:18-End Learning this. (side note: 4:34, every time I watch this I swear Khun's about to take off Taecyeon's head.)
12) Was it just me, or is this a cocky/threatening song?
Couple things:
1) It's a known fact I love a guy with eyeliner, but honestly not overly loving this intense eye makeup they've got on. However, it's a great look for Halloween. May just steal it.
2) 0:38 This stripe across Junsu's face is so distracting. Every time it's shown I just stare at it.
3) 0:51 BAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhhh 2pm. Love it.
4) 1:24 Listen, this isn't a music video it's an aerobics workout video.
5) 1:37 Despite my immense love for this choreography, I have a bit of a problem with this 'thumbs up in the air' pose. Maybe if he was just clenching a tight fist it would be better? (side note: Nichkhun sneakily adjusting his clothes is adorable.)
6) 3:11 Yes! More slowmo circle dancing! First BEAST, now 2pm. My Asian Loves know how to make me happy.
7) 3:14 Taecyeon thinks this is 'Heartbeat'. Look at him trying to push Wooyoung out of the way.
8) 3:18 Uh, look at Nichkhun go.
9) 3:39 Every time they show slow motion Khun he's in the air... We can dye his hair blond and turn him into a Super Saiyan?
10) 3:55 Welcome to Chansung's Hottest Workout! Today we'll be switching it up with some backwards running man! Let's Go!
11) 4:18-End Learning this. (side note: 4:34, every time I watch this I swear Khun's about to take off Taecyeon's head.)
12) Was it just me, or is this a cocky/threatening song?
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