Thursday, December 30, 2010

It's Been A While...

So here's some performances from some year end special... thing. Honestly I have no idea what these are from, just that it was a special end of the year thing. And I'm only sharing because 1) haven't posted anything in a while 2) I feel like taking a look back through the kpop of 2010 for nostalgia's sake and 3) These Asians are looking so good. Also, who knows how long these videos will last so watch while you can.

- Changmin (2am), Junsu (2pm), Yoseob, and Jongyun came together to sing 'It's My Life' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (which I feel they're totally not allowed to sing.) It's just so ridiculous basically.



- Oh Super Junior 'Bonamana'. Some times I forget just how much I love suju. (Also, Donghae was in my dream last night and this just reminded me. 2nd favorite dream ever.)


- Yoseob has one of my favorite wails of 2010 in 'Soom'.


- I really just can't help myself on this one. 'Madonna' was after all a guilty pleasure for a while there. ('Magic' would be a guilty pleasure too if they could actually pronounce it right.)


- Aw, I forgot I fell in love with Supreme Team (really just Simon D).


- CN Blue had such a good debut year.


- 2pm's year started off horrible, but I'm impressed how well they bounced back. Good job boys.


- I miss Amber. Also forgot how much I liked this song (and them.)


- Will never get tired of watching SHINee. Love these boys.


- I don't think U-Kiss gets near the recognition they deserve... then again they're probably the most ridiculous boyband.


- 'Love Love Love' FT Island (most of the time).


- Miss A has got to be the best rookie group of the year. They killed their debut song. Killed it.


- Each member of 2am chose like a little snippet of a song to sing, love the songs the last two sang.



A little somethin somethin extra: DBSK/TVXQ is making a comeback, and by DBSK I mean just Changmin and U-Know who are still with SME. I really don't want to be on board with just the two of them still using the DBSK/TVXQ name, but these teasers got me a little excited. (Also I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Changmin's wail screech.)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

BEAST Duets!

So the boys of BEAST split up into three groups to sing some songs on some music show earlier. Apparently it's something they did for their concert (which I unfortunately don't live in Korea so couldn't go to), and it was so popular that they released the songs earlier than originally planned. So with that said...

First up we have a performance by Dongwoon and Dujoon. Really loving this song. Guess what it's about? Did you guess a girl leaving that their still in love with? Cause that would be correct.


Next is Yoseob and Junyung! When I first heard about these songs I was really excited about this grouping cause they're my two favorite BEASTs, and I wasn't disappointed. This song is a thank you to the fans, and Yoseobs high notes are ridiculous (especially 2:57).


And finally, what would we do with out a seasonal song from Hyunsueng and Kikwang, which honestly I feel like they just wanna dance. Question: 3:07 can Kiki get anymore ridiculous? Love it.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Look At F.CUZ Go

So I've really kind of fallin in love with the boys of F.CUZ because of this latest comeback. I thought their comeback was going to be done after the first video, and apparently I was wrong. Then I thought their comeback was going to be done after the second video, and now apparently I'm wrong again. They just released a third video, this time for their song 'It's Ok'. The videos suppose to be a present for the fans. I'm not gonna lie, even though I feel this is the cheapest thing to do for a music video, kind of love videos like this.






Completely unrelated sidenote: I love that youtube has a dislike button. Take notes facebook!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

TOP & GD Are Totally 'High High'

GD & TOP's first performance was today and seriously they looked like they were having so much fun and it was oddly cute. They performed 'High High' (which I'm currently loving and I blame it on the fact they spell out ghetto) and 'Oh Yea' with special guest Park Bom.

Warning: ignore the stupid purple border. Who ever put it there clearly wasn't thinking.

1) Please pay attention to the way TOP walks. It's weird sometimes. Really the way he moves in general.
2) So GD's actually really cute when he's really happy, like in the 'High High' performance.
3) 3:24 Still creepy, even TOP winks.
4) 5:10 The way Bom forces TOP to look at her, she's a badass.
5) Nothing could make this video better than ending with Donghae.



If you really just can't handle that stupid purple border, heres another option for watching:

101219 GD&TOP-High High from wondergirls on Vimeo.


101219 GD&TOP-Oh Yeah(feat.2NE1 Park Bom) from wondergirls on Vimeo.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

TOUCH needs a touch of work

So TOUCH, who debuted back in October and I thought they had some potential, had a comeback stage today for their new song 'Killin Me'... Honestly their vocals were weird and not overly pleasant to listen to, but the choreography's not bad. They're really just scrambling around. You know when you watch other groups and they kind of just leisurely walk back into position? Well TOUCH runs, and its kind of ridiculous when you watch it on mute. Really like the effect at 1:50 though.




Bonus! Yoseob and Drama performed 'First Snow, First Kiss' today, and even though they just stood there and sang I loved every second of it. And Yoseob even makes just standing adorable.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Surprise Blast From The Past Kommentary!

A while ago I got a request to do kommentary for SHINee's 'Ring Ding Dong,' so just for you Gracie. Happy Birthday!
 

It's been over a year, but finally here it is: KOMMENTARY!
1)  Can I just say real quick, I miss their 'Ring Ding Dong' days.
2) 0:08 One by one: Watch it Minho, you're flaming charisma's showing. Taemin just needs to go into hiding until he turns 18. Whatever Onew. Oh Key, can he be any more of a dive? You know, I've never thought this before but Jonghyun looks kind of like a younger version of TOP here... Mmmm TOP.
3) 0:14 Between the red candle, butterfly trapped in a jar, and creepy mirror angel version of Minho.... SHINee's totally a part of the illuminati.
4) 0:18 Listen, a year later and this dance still puzzles me.
5) 0:34 Because of SHINee, if I ever have a pet name in the future it better be Butterfly. And it better be Key calling me it. (or Taemin, I'm not going to be picky here.)
6) 0:38 WIIIITTTTTTCCCHHH!
7) 0:49 HE'S SO CUTE DRINKIN HIS MILK!
8) 0:51 O_o
9) 1:23 These random car scenes throw me so off. And creepy Taemin child with his butterfly. HOLD UP! Uh, anyone else see Onew caressing Minho's face? Man am I glad I'm doing kommentary for this one. You catch so many more things when you're actually paying attention.
10) 1:28 I'm a sucker for any dancing involving water.
11) 1:30 One by one: Jonghyun, the underneath side of you're tongue is as perfect as you <--- weirdest thing to say to someone ever. Onew's hair, it looks like he just let go of one of those static electricity ball things. Taemin whhhhhhhyyyyy do you exist! Minho should be a 90's Power Ranger, like the Asian version of Tommy. Oh Key.
12) 1:48 Fact: Minho's over sitting next to Onew, and Onew feels bad for making things awkward after that caress. How do I know this you may ask? I'm good at reading music video situations
13) 1:52 I honestly want to know whats going on here. Like they were taking a drive, came across a mysterious building/wall and decided to scale it. Oh and [Spoiler Alert!] then they turn into angels? Perfectly logical.
14) 1:53 Because I haven't mentioned it yet, Taeminnie' s hair... I would like to start a petition that he never do his hair like this again, even though he still looks adorable, this hair just doesn't do a thing for him.
15) 1:55 Jonghyun's little trying to be a bobble head... Explain yourself Jonghyun, you too Key.
16) 2:23 He was totally in the middle of a yawn.
17) 2:43 What is Jonghyun doing? Again Jonghyun, explain yourself.
18) 2:46 He's a fake butterfly wrangler. Completely normal.
19) 2:51 Again Jonghyun. Again.
20) 2:54 Cuuuuttee. His foot missed.
21) 3:20 .... Bad Onew. No.
22) 3:23 Listen, if Taemin won't go into hiding, then I'm going to lock him up until he turns 18.
23) 3:33 I've always admired how Key's hair moves here.
24) Now, this may come as a surprise for some, but I honestly think angel wings on people are ridiculous. Like this whole scene, I don't understand why they felt the need to add it. However, Jonghyun's ending pose is my favorite.
25723540573) After doing a proper kommentary on 'Ring Ding Dong' I've now decided it's the most ridiculous thing. There was more glaring down the camera and weird mouth/face touching than I knew what to do with.  No wonder I fell in love with SHINee during the 'Ring Ding Dong' era.

Asian Special Stages!

On Music Bank today (last night? this morning?) it was the year end special, so there were a couple of special stages, but really only two that I cared about, and want to share.

1) Key, Kwanghee (ZE:A), and KiKwang (BEAST) did a parody of Orange Caramel's 'Magic Girl.' Apparently this is the go to song to parody, and I'm fine with it cause it's always adorable.


and 2) SG Wannabe (whoever they are), Wookie and Khuyhun, and Jonghyun and Onew sang 'My Everything.' I love this song and they did a pretty good job, but I mainly want to share for how creepy 0:27 homeboy is.

Also, I love that Jonghyun says 'thang' instead of 'thing.'



Random Bonus! Honestly I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching SHINee perform Lucifer.

Can't wait until Taemin's no longer jailbait

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Kommentary: GD & TOP 'High High'!!!!!

Finally! The new GD & TOP video 'High High' is out! Listen, pretty sure it was filmed at a legit party and theres so many drunk white girls in this video it's ridiculous. Also,  these drunk white girls need to back the eff off of TOP.



1) 0:04 Of course, who doesn't love a good crotch shot to start off a video.
2) 0:17 The beginning of white girl mania.
3) 0:44 Uh, excuse me drunk girl what do you think you're doing?
4) 0:51 I swear they're drunk at this point too.
5) 0:55 Girl trying to dance all up on TOP, thats me.
6) 1:02 Aw, cute that Taeyang and Seungri made an appearance.
7) 1:07 Thats my TOP just taken the whole bottle.
8) 1:25 How did they get footage of me from Halloween? Weird.
9) 1:39 This girl get-getting at him? Me again.
10) 1:48 .... LOL! What is he doing,
11) 2:23 G-H-E-T-T-O E-L-E-C-T-R-O! I'm a sucker for songs that spell out ghetto. I'm a little confused about the electro part, but whatever! Also, they're kind of adorable singing this part.
12) Question, I've been wondering this for a while, are they allowed to use the playboy symbol? I feel like it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Bonus! Heres the other single they released, 'Oh Yeah' ft Park Bom from 2ne1.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

My Future Child

1) What is this little girl doing listening to 'Roman's Revenge'? and 2) She's absolutely adorable and loves Nicki Minaj, what more could you want in child?

Best 12 Days Of Christmas Ever.




Bonus! 90's pop medley! (however, because of sung comment at 3:56 and certain boy band loyalties I can only bring my self to slightly loving this opposed to all out total loving this.)

'Hot Times' Indeed

So after being horribly disappointed that I could not watch the live GD & TOP event I was ready to go back to sleep, when allkpop via twitter informed me that JJJK released an mv for 'Hot Times.' Guess who jumped at that.
The video has the same feel as the video for 'Sorry Sorry Answers (as if the song itself didn't already remind me of the baby makin version of 'Sorry Sorry'). Also, try not to get too distracted by Jonghyun.



- 0:15 Please notice how Jonghyun, unlike the others, throws his whole body into his wails. This happens through out the entire video. Also be on the look out for over dramatic head movements and his hands that are always one step away from throwing up gang signs.
- 0:55 Also be on the look out for creeper Jay looks. My favorites are 1:54, 2:54-3:05, 4:06
- 1:08 Does Jay always say 'Hey girl listen'? Cause pretty sure I've never noticed it before.
- 4:09 Also, has this 'My baby baby baby' part always been there?
- What makes Jonghyun so special that he gets to end the video? Where are the other ones? Hmmm?

Monday, December 13, 2010

I'm Going To Need Everybody To Get Excited


GD & TOP's world premier is happening on Big Bang's official youtube channel tomorrow (14th) at 5pm Korean time. It's suppose to be live, and they're suppose to perform some songs, and talk about behind the scenes stuff (which I'm assuming is going to be in Korean so really could care less about it), and they're also releasing a music video (so there will be a new kommentary within the next 24 hours, hopefully), and I'm so excited. Also, theres a "teaser" for this world premier that really looks like it was thrown together in 5 mins and really has no point, but I'm  posting it anyways.




Also, (in case you're curious as to what the writing on the picture says) their first performance is the 19th...

Friday, December 10, 2010

Idk Who You Are Seo In Young,

but you're general ensembles are ridiculous, you're songs ridiculous, and you're overall music video is ridiculous... I think I love this girl.



- This wig she's wearing at the beginning, I can get it?
- 0:34 Someone please tell me where can I get that cage. Actually, I'll just call up my friend Miley Cyrus, I'm sure she has one in every room of her house.
- 0:46 What! Does homegirl have diamonds on her eyelashes? Well, a star that probably a sticker thingy, but minor details, it's still amazing!
- 1:04 Hmmm do I like this twist on Iconic Madonna? I think I just may. (1:31 even like the color one.)
- 1:32 Check out those awesome claws. Also, whats on her ear?
- 1:48 Not only do I love her outfit here, but she's walking a pink alligator which makes ever thing about this scene fantastic.
- 2:01 You know, I've been wanting to redecorate my room and this is just the inspiration needed. (Also, clearly we caught her in the middle of changing, oops!)
- 2:24 Is she sitting on top of a giant cupcake/ice cream/some thing else equally delicious?
-2:46 She's cage dancing in an abstract slutty Snow White costume in front of a Hidden Mickey... She's officially my favorite.

After School's All About 'Love Love Love'

After School just released the music video for their new song 'Love Love Love,' and I'll admit the ending of the video got me. It made me a little jealous of UEE, and I don't blame her for making up with homeboy (granted idk what they were arguing about in the first place.)



1) Is this... Is this suppose to be a holiday song? I'm a little confused.
2) Really After School? Who picks up a random phone, reads the text (which I'm assuming said something about meeting someone somewhere), and actually goes knowing the text had nothing to do with them? I mean I would, but all seven of them?
3) Hmmmmm, didn't another group put out a song titled 'Love Love Love' this year?....

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Kommentary: F.CUZ 'Wanna Be Your Love'

It feels like just yesterday (actually like a month ago) that F.CUZ released their redeeming mv for 'Midnight Sun,' and now they're at it again. Apparently they're trying really hard not to be considered a failure group, so they just released another music video for 'Wanna Be Your Love.' I'm a little more torn on this one than I was for 'Midnight Sun.' While the boys of F.CUZ themselves are absolutely adorable (at least two of them are) and the song has cuteness potential, somethings still off.



1) 0:09 Aw, this is a really cute moment between the wannabe toy soldier and who evers behind him.
2) ... Can't decide if these outfits are good ridiculous or bad ridiculous. Leaning towards the latter.
3) 0:21 & 0:45 Why I love cute concepts. Seriously, 0:45 cutie was made for this concept. He's like F.CUZ's Yoseob.
4) 1:23 Anyone else feel rapper homeboy (who lip syncs every ones parts the whole entire video) is not made for a cute concept?
5) 1:30 Are they trying to spell out love? Cause there's major failage happening.
6) 1:34 Also not sure how well the cuteness is working for this one either.
7) 1:54 Soooo this choreography's really cute. It took seeing it a couple times to decide this. Also it seems low energy so I'm all about learning it.
8) 2:25 Woah, woah, woah. Uh child are you a rapper? No. So why are you wiping your mouth. Even for rappers it's not entirely okay, so what makes you think you can get away with it? Oh wait, you're adorable so scratch this whole komment.
9) 2:39 Does super cuties shirt say 'Fuck Me Blind'?... Well if you're advertising...
10) 2:52 Bromance!
11) 3:27 AWWWW look at my little FMB cutie pawing towards the camera. Gurmblegurmblegurmble!
12) Alright, decided what was off about this: location. Where the mv is filmed just doesn't fit this cute concept. It looks like it's filmed in the same place as the 'Midnight Sun' video, which is a completely different concept, therefore the overall effect feels off.

Kommentary: IU 'Good Day'

So this IU girl just released a new song, and it's not a sequel to that marshmellow song which makes me a little sad.



1) The beginning of this video tricked me, I thought it was going to be a holiday song.
2) Perfectly normal to carry around a Parrot during the holidays. I mean I do it too, in fact I also use my parrot as my wingman.
3) 1:39 Where did creeper cello man come from?
4) 1:49 Who is this man?
5) 2:01 The lyrics here "Should we kiss so we can't say anything?" Yes, yes that's exactly what your first reaction should be.
6) 3:05 Just how multi-talented are you sir.
7) 3:53 Homegirl forgot her parrot, what a horrible pet owner. You know she totally did it on purpose too, just to see him. Someone call PETA on her. Also I like her style. It's kind of a step up from stalking.
8) 4:42 ... I would've bitten his hand off if he patted by head so condescendingly.
9) 5:02 Wait, it was such a good day?... That's exactly how I feel after a good stalkstalk.
10) 5:33 That's such a cute window, and I'm glad to see that mans still creepin.

Apparently It's Cold Outside On Glee

I love 'Baby It's Cold Outside' (really I just love the Ann Margaret and Al Hirt version), and Kurt and his love interest sang it in the Glee Christmas episode and it was adorable. This is officially my second favorite version of the song.







And in case you've never head the Ann Margaret/Al Hirt version:

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Boys Love 2pm Version?

Idk what this was for, I'm thinking based on idol cameos, popular songs from 2009, and screaming fangirls maybe some type of end of the year award show...? But really the only thing that matters is its a 2pm parody of You're Beautiful, and it's basically love. Also, the usage of those popular songs from 2009 is perfect and rather hilarious.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I Can Get A 'Love☆Letter' From ZE:A?

Sooooo I guess ZE:A is following on the heels of every other kpop group and entered the Japanese music market. They put out a song called 'Love☆Letter', and the videos actually pretty cute. Also the song's not bad (usually don't like kpop group's japanese songs). Honestly though, I compare all their songs to their debut 'Mazeltov,' so really odds are I won't think anything else they put out in the future will be too bad. Hopefully.



(Real quick, the one at 0:13 I've decided is Notreallyasian the 2nd. He has to at least be a halfling.)

(One more thing, idk what it was, but there was an article a while back rating the top five best and worst kpop groups, and ZE:A was rated as the worst...? Listen, I don't understand at all what would make ZE:A worse than any other group, they're literally just like every other group. If I'm remembering correctly, C.N. Blue was rated 2nd worst, and that I at least understand. They're an idol rock band, which basically means they wanted to be idols but can't dance. And yet ZE:A is worse than that? Lies.)

Fall In Love With The Children Of JYP This Christmas

So all the singers of JYPE gathered together in their little(big) company unit group called JYP Nation to sing a nice little Christmas diddy, 'This Christmas'. Couple things though:
1) JYP Nation? Really? I'm glad JYPE is copying SM Town now, but they couldn't think of a cuter name? YG did it too, only they call themselves YG Family. Cuter than JYP Nation at least.
2) Love Christmas music, but I'm a little torn here. I love Christmas music and anything involving Asianloves, yet I'm having trouble loving this. It's a little... annoying. But I'm still sharing it cause I'm a sucker for group gatherings for Christmas music.
3) I know while you're watching the video you'll be wondering 'who's behind the camera' the whole time and it will just be distracting, so I'll go ahead and let you know it's me. 





P.S. I'm totally available for any of the 2pm and 2am guys this Christmas.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

And The Wail Off Winner Is.... Jonghyun!

Apparently JJJK was tired of debuting with 'Miss You,' and instead sang 'Hot Times' on Music Core. Listen, actually watching them wail it out is so much better than just listening to the song. It makes me appreciate the superior wailing abilities, especially Jonghyun. Seriously, look at that boy go.

Friday, December 3, 2010

'Floor Ninjaaaassss!'

So SHINee wasn't completely enough to convince me that The Warrior's Way might be worth my time, but this was:










And this: *add scary movie sound effects here*

And Heechul's At It Again

Seriously whoever gave Heechul his own radio show, genius.



(3:28 Idk if you were aware, but Heechul can channel Lil' John.)

Warning: 2NE1 May Cause Seizures

2ne1 just released a video for a song called 'Don't Stop The Music'. This new song isn't even like a legit song, it's for a yamaha endorsement. Yet everything about it is still completely 2ne1 style. Seriously, I love 2ne1 videos. There's constant scene changes and new things to focus on. They're basically made for A.D.D. children. Love it.





Minzy girl looks like a pumpkin.

Procrastinating Never Looked So Good

Of course my favorite form of procrastination in distracting myself with Asians, and the best way to do that is through youtube. So now I'm going to share my favorite videos from the past couple hours of procrastinating:

1) Jonghyun's choreography mistake. Really, it's all about the way he looks at his arm and the expression when he realizes that wasn't right.


2) Fact: Onew's one of the most ridiculous kpoppers.


3) The way they find Onew so hilarious is probably one of the cutest things ever.


4) Minho dancing to 'Lucifer' while being piggybacked? Adorable. Also, no surprise, but SHINee's looking really good.


5) Someone needs to lock Taemin away now, not even kidding anymore.



6) ... TAEMINNIE LIKES WHITE GIRLS, WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT! I'm all over this.







Extra! Because that countdown for a GD & TOP comeback is still going (12 days! Give or take!), here's a cute GD & TOP moment: 1:50ish TOP messes up his lyrics, and thanks to the combination of his superior cover up skills and GD's reaction it's adorable.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Fact:


Watch this with any song playing in the background and I guarantee it will make that song so much better. Not even kidding. Just tested it with Nicki Minaj, The Used, Britbrit, Tokio Hotel, SHINee, Protest The Hero, Elton John, Jackson 5, Paula Abdul, Big Bang, Mika, The Cheetah Girls, Phineas & Ferb, Eminem, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Billy Joel, all of them. Sooooo much more enjoyable.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Crazy 'Runaway' Ballerinas

Warning: This is a Kanye West video, so if you want to ignore this post, completely understandable.

Now then, I love Kanye's new song 'Runaway'. Actually his whole My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album  really isn't that bad (besides all the songs being entirely too long). I haven't felt this way about Kanye since 8th grade. Apparently that year of soul searching paid off. A couple things about this video though, 1) This is just the excerpt from his 35 min. video film thing also titled 'Runaway', which I'm not sharing cause it's... really I don't even have words for it, but if you care to go to youtube and watch it your self be my guest. (Bonus, if you watch this video, you've already watched a third of the full length video!) 2) This blondie in the front is an absolute crazy, like I don't even know what she's doing half the time. 3) I feel so bad for the ballerinas at 6:10 with their arms up. Poor things can't handle it.

[Updated] And Heechul's Gone Gangsta

Alright, so Heechul featured in Korean rapper Defconn's new song... Listen, if I've ever not been able to take something serious it's this, and I'm kind of loving it. But that's to be expected since the song sounds absolutely ridiculous and I love anything ridiculous, so of course I'm loving this. Also, can Heechul just rap for now on?





[Update]
Heechul literally just tweeted the music video for... whatever the songs called. Sigh, stalkstalking Asians on tweeter is a beautiful thing. It's literally the only thing that makes twitter worthwhile. Also, besides snippets of Heechul, the videos pointless.

Monday, November 29, 2010

JJJK Totally Thinks They're Kanye

So now theres a music video for 'Miss You'... Idk, but heres the video:



1) I like that the guys listening to 'Hot Times' and answers the phone without saying a word.
2) This whole falling in love with a creature that fell from the sky is giving me Kanye West flashbacks. Idk if any ones watched his little 30 min runaway music video thing (probably not), but thats basically the idea of it.
3) Every time I listen to this it feels like they're having a wail off. Every time.

Cutest. Collaboration. Ever.


Drama (from my guilty love Dalmatian) and my little cutie Yoseob made a seasonal song together called 'First Snow, First Kiss'. Listen, they're one of my favorite idol bffl's, just look how cute they are together! I got so excited when I read a couple days ago that they were releasing a Christmas song. And tell you what, they did not disappoint. 

Warning, this video is five minutes of cuteness overload. This song paired with a video of basically just their interactions together... one more minute and idk if I could handle it.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Who Loves To Wail?

JJJK! Ok, so not only did I give them a better group name, but I'm also about to give them a better album name: The Wail Fest. Cause that's literally what this is. Now check it out:







Fact: Love 'Hot Times' and 'Don't Lie'. They're ridiculous.


Bonus! Performance of 'Miss You'!

Khunnie Can Sing Me To Sleep Any Night

I love when Khun sings, it's so sweet sounding. Him singing 'I'm Yours' literally makes me so warm and fuzzy inside:

And then I watched this, and the warm fuzzys disappear:

Decided 2am is just completely ridiculous. I think it started with Jokwon and the other members were like "well now we have to be ridiculous too if we want any attention."

More Asian Award Shows Please!

Love allkpop. They live streamed a music award show this morning (Mnet's Asian Music Awards), and it was totally worth the 3 1/2 hours I wasted watching it. Even though it was probably the biggest joke of an award show I've ever watched (I swear 2pm, 2NE1, and Miss A were the only ones that won anything), there were some really good performances. But I'm only going to share two of them.
First one, 2pm. Loved every second of this creepy emo medley, and of course I can always watch a performance of 'I'll Be Back' (except the ending, it was a little iffy):





Second performance, Taeyang's stage with surprise guests. Guess who those guests were? G-Dragon and T.O.P.! And apparently Big Bang's special, cause they got a ridiculously long stage. But it's my Baby Dinosaur (with his ridiculous hair) & Friends, so it's fine.:





1) Idk what this hold 'em up thing they're doing is about but they looked like little kids playing some kind of cops and robbers game. It's fine though, cause they can do what ever they want.
2) I decided Taeyang and Dara are adorable together.
3) WHATS HAPPENING ON DECEMBER 15?! Honestly, I want it to be a full out Big Bang comeback but based on the fact it just says GD and TOP I'm going to say just those two are releasing a song sooooooooooo get excited for that!

[Update] OMG! No, December 15th is not a Big Bang comeback (for apparently that's scheduled to happen February 1st), however the 15th is a comeback. It's the date GD and TOP release two songs from their album thats set to release on December 24th! Apparently they did one together! And it gets released the 15th/24th! In case you didn't get all that! And Guess who just got ludicrously excited and has a count down started! 17 days! (Give or take. You know that half a day time difference with Korea makes it a little iffy for countdowns.)

Obsessing with SHINee

So SHINee's song 'Obsession' (from their Lucifer cd, and one of my favorites from said cd) got picked up as a song for the movie coming out The Warriors Way, and they made a little music video for it with like behind the scenes clips from the movie. Honestly, I could care less about the movie but the SHINee boys introduce the video in the beginning, and can I just say they are looking so good. I swear every time I see them I say this, but so good. Make no mistake, I'm strictly sharing this video for the fact that they look so good.


(Also, behind the scenes ruins movies. I don't want to know that they don't actually kill off extras and all that blood flinging is fake.)

Friday, November 26, 2010

'Aw, She's Cute... Wait.'


Another game I find highly enjoyable is 'M or F.' This game's particularly fun with Asians, so lets play! The following singer, male or female? (Scroll down for answer)




















Answer:
He goes by PIKO, and it's all lies... Apparently he has the same vocal range and tone of both a male and female, so he's like a vocal hermaphrodite. This is literally how my thought process on this one went:
My first thought upon seeing above picture: 'Aw, she's cute.'
Second thought: '....Wonder who that even is.'
Third thought: 'LIES!'

Completely Pointless, But

1) I need someone to find out who this guy on the top right is, cause I'm claiming him strictly for his eyes. So really I'm just claiming his eyes. Also, I'm starting up a game of 'one of these things is not like the others'. Can you guess which one?
(Side Note: This is probably one of my favorite magazine covers ever just for the fact I feel these people were picked from a 'least likely to appear on a magazine cover together' category.)

2) Uh, someone can steal me a life size Donghae cutouts? I don't even care that its promoting contact lenses, I want him/it.















(In the 'one of these things is not like the others' segment of this post, if you guessed the Beibs then you would be correct!)

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

More Ryan Higa Than You Can Handle!!

It's out! Agents of Secret Stuff! And it's 35 minutes of pure nigahiga goodness.
So as promised(ish) here it is!





Bonus! Bloopers video! I love blooper videos. I don't care if what I just watched is the worst thing ever, if there's a bloopers video I'll watch it.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

[Updated] Holy Hot Ballad Group Batman


SM Entertainment put together a ballad group, and cleverly named it S.M. The Ballad.... No. Idk what SM is thinking with this name. The members of S.M. The Ballad are Jay (from The TRAX), Jonghyun (from SHINee (ok doesn't he look different in the picture above? Like his features look softer, more effeminate or something)), some new singer kid named Jino (who I've already claimed), and Kyuhyun (of course they couldn't do this without a Super Junior member). Using the initials of the members I've renamed the group JJJK, or TripleJK.
Now that I've gotten their new name established, here's the deal: the album doesn't come out until the 25th, so SM is releasing one teaser everyday until then. So basically I'm updating this everyday with a new teaser until the actual album gets released then I'll add the full songs.



I'm a little confused with the rapping, but so far the songs sound like they want to be baby making songs but somewhere missed their mark. So basically JJJK already has me hooked. Also, I'm such a sucker for good wailing.

 So Kyuhyun and Jay's solo songs were stuck in one long teaser. They're getting away from the baby making wannabe music, and it actually sounds like these songs belong to a ballad group:


Also, Jay's is a little dramatic. Just a little. It's totally like listening to a song from a drama.

Monday, November 22, 2010

SHINee Just Can't Stop Saying 'Hello'

Idk what this was for, but SHINee performed 'Hello' with an orchestra accompaniment and I loved it. Also, idk where Minho was but honestly I like the song just as much (if not a slight bit more) without his rap.

(Side Note: Is it just me or does Jonghyun's facial features look softer these days? There's a picture I saw recently where I thought the same thing, it really didn't look like him (p.s., this picture will be posted at a later date so look out for it.))

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Thank You Facebook

Someone posted this video on facebook, and it's hilarious. I swear this could be a segment on the Colbert Report.

P.S. Tom Felton totally wins.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Stupid Youtube

So since my first video of BEAST's 'Beautiful' performance got deleted, here's another one. (Plus bonus videos!) Now, these will probably get deleted too, but oh well. I'm in love with them, this song, and their adorable performances right now.



Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Kommentary: F.CUZ 'Midnight Sun'

Idk if you guys remember F.CUZ, they debuted at the beginning of the year with 'Jiggy.' Now if you don't remember 'Jiggy,' lucky you. It's right up there with ZE:A's 'Mazeltov,' and if you don't remember that one mazel tov to you.
Anyways, the boys of F.CUZ released a teaser for the mv a couple days ago. Not gonna lie, it got my attention. And yes, before you even ask, that is indeed me in the teaser.

 Now on to the actual video:
 
Before I say anything else, thank god these boys stepped up their game. They would've completely lost me if they came back with 'Jiggy, the sequel.' 
Now, on to kommentary:
1) I'm totally getting a SS501 vibe from this.
2) 0:08 If that was one of those dramatic runny mascara tears, you wouldn't even know this was a boy. (whom I've claimed by the way.)
3) 0:24 This scene was shot inside a genie's lamp. In case you were curious.
4) 0:25 I want every single one of those fabulous rings this boys wearing.
5) 1:39 Man, they picked some classy settings for this video.
6) 2:01/2 I think I want to claim the one singing here... Yea, I'm just gonna go ahead and claim him.
7) 2:17 Someone please tell me where I can get this boys outfit.
8) 2:36 This girl rockin the keytar thing, no it's not me, but she is my 3rd cousin twice removed.
9) 2:38... I all of a sudden feel like I'm watching a live version of Princess Tutu.
10) 2:43 This song honestly had me. Like I was highly enjoying it, until this moment. I hate when they just talk. Especially when I can't understand it. Rap the lines or something, don't just speak them.
11) 3:58 Just wanted to state I disapprove of the way they ended their dance. It was just a lame way to wrap up the choreography.
12) I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed with the video after watching the teaser for it. I was expecting something a bit more explicit, like the teaser that you can't even watch on youtube unless you confirm you're 18+. What I got was SS501 without the soft descending thrusts. 
 


Extra Bonus, I guess: I'm so confused. I could not find 'Jiggy' on their official youtube account, however there was this mv. Now, I don't remember them ever promoting something after 'Jiggy.' I feel like they're trying to erase any signs that 'Jiggy' even existed and instead added this mv to make it look like this was their debut song. Nice try.

All in all, this song is highly more acceptable than 'Jiggy.'

Nigahiga Shall Be Mine

So Ryan Higa (along with Wong Fu Productions) made a little 40 min movie. It's called Agents of Secret Stuff and the official trailer was released today. According to the little description box thingy the video will be premiering online on Ryan's youtube channel the 24th (or if embedding is enabled it will probably be blogged about so you can just watch it here).... Listen, I'm so excited to watch 40 mins. straight of Ryan Higa. With every video my love for him grows, and after watching this movie thing I'll probably book a ticket to Vegas/Cali/Hawaii and hunt him down. (what I will do once I have him in my possession has yet to be decided.)




Bonus! Here's Ryan Higa's newest youtube video!

(Side Note: These parodies make it so difficult to take the real songs seriously.)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Kommentary: BEAST 'Beautiful'!!!

BEAST is the definition of love. And the fact there's a storyline made waiting for this video worth it.



1) So I feel a little sorry for Hyunseung at the beginning of this video, cause after his little dance thing he has no further parts in the storyline.
2) 0:59... Sluts.
3) 1:10 (Heads up, I'm going to loosely translate all these parts for you)
      -Yoseob: Hey, wanna play jenga?
      - Gangsta Luv: Not now.
      - Yoseob: I get it, you're afraid to lose. Completely understandable.
      - Gangsta Luv: You're lucky you're so adorable.
      - Yoseob: Damn straight!
4) 1:37 Yoseob: Sluts are done.
5) 1:49 What the heck kind of shadiness is this? This has to be some kind of illegal dance ring.
6) 1:55 Listen, Florida college football has corrupted me. All I can think when I look at Yoseob and Notreallyasian is 'wow, they must really love UF.'
7) 1:59 Cute, AJ's warming up his spirit fingers.
8) 2:02 I can't handle this collar. It feels like he has a designer neck brace on.
9) 2:14 Are those Beats by Dr. Dre around his neck? Asians really do love their beats.
10) 2:27 Why is this boy so freakin adorable? He's not even doing anything!
11) 2:38 Soooooo shady.
12) 2:53 Awwww Gangsta Luv's adorable when he's all sleepy and clueless looking.
13) 2:57 LOL this teacher's enthusiasm rivals my own.
14) 3:00 Uh, girl needs to calm down. Didn't anybody teach her not to be so obvious? 
15) 3:11 LOVE them so much.
16) 3:25 ... is it weird their dancings hotter in slow motion?
17) 3:31 Yoseob and Notreallyasian are entirely too creepy here, and the other ones in the back just don't even care anymore.
18) 5:33 couple things about this dance scene: 1) I feel like I've seen this dance from them before... Also, I swear BEAST loves to do dance offs to this music. 2) AJ's ridiculous sometimes, like the move at 6:07. Laugh every time. 3) Yoseob has the best facial expressions. 
19) 2:21 I'd like to point out Yoseob and Notreallyasian walking away, and then again at 2:24. They're definitely two different scenes. (Also would like to point out Notreallyasian's hair is now black. I think it's safe to say this was the first scene they shot.)
20) 6:37 Anyone else surprised by the fact Gangsta Luv didn't just punch the locker? (also now that I see whats on his cast, it's kind of hilarious.)
21) 6:46
        -Yoseob: WTH? We gonna kill him?
        - Notreallyasian: Calm down.
        - Yoseob: Calm down?! Did you hear that?
        - Gangsta Luv: I'm gonna go cry now.
22) Poor Gangsta Luv. Forget about that cheating hoe! (or ho... it's been brought to my attention that it could be spelled either way, yet no ones every clarified just which in the correct spelling. Maybe I should just leave it to slut or whore. Those I can spell.)

.... To Be Continued. I'm excited.

Monday, November 15, 2010

'Berries!? Berries and what else?'

I can honestly say I've never loved BEAST more than while watching this performance. I'll even let Dongwoon's werewolf arms slide.

[Video got deleted by stupid youtube]

- Fact: Yoseob can make the littlest thing so ridiculously adorable. ex: 0:32, 1:49, 2:37
- I like that they use 'U' in the subtitles.
- 1:38 if they could just skip away like that for now on, I'd highly appreciate it.
- 1:44 Still not Asian.
- 2:38.... BAHAHAHAHA!  "Make a love baby, just make a love" BEAST I don't understand! You were doing so well with your English lyrics before this line.
- 2:54 Love the fact that they're just like "well, we're gonna run around aimlessly for a bit now."
- 3:24 Please acknowledge how cute notreallyasians pouty face is.
- 3:31 'Berries and cream, berries and cream. I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!" and just because:



Side Note: Was anyone aware there's another version of this commercial that's just as, if not more, ridiculous?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Curse You JYJ

Because 1) not only are they distracting me from writing a 10 page paper, but 2) they totally got me. Despite the fact they're my three favorite from DBSK, I really didn't want to give into this whole trio thing they've got going. And yet... 'Ayyy Girl' wasn't enough to recapture my love, but listened to the whole 'The Beginning' album and I'm caught. Honestly, I like all the songs a lot more than majority of DBSK songs. It could be because it's all in English, or it could be because half the songs give me 90's flashbacks. (All my money's on the latter.) Sigh. Idk why I try to fight anything involving Asianloves. I know my will powers not strong enough.
And here's the songs I care about from 'The Beginning,' sooooooo basically here's the whole album:








And breakdown of why I love each song:
1) Every time I listen to 'Ayyy Girl' I get so confused how, out of all people, they hooked up with Kanye. I'm also confused how this song, out of the whole album, became their single. And yet, despite Kanye and the ridiculousness that is this song, it's grown on me. It was bound to happen. (Still think a Korean version of this song would be so much better.)
2) Love 'Empty'. That is all.
3) 'Be My Girl' sounds like a 90's boyband's song, maybe. But I can't think which one... WAIT! Maybe it was an Usher song...? Now that I'm thinking Usher, it feels right.
4) 'Still In Love' is JJ's solo song, which many youtubers are speculating it was written for Uknow. My favorite comment regarding this scandal: "Remember we don't KNOW if they didn't go out. Most of the KPop stars are probably bi at least, it's hard to stay straight when your working with hot guys every single day of your life. There's much more facts pointing towards YunJae then there is against it, for sure." Fact.
5) Listening to 'I Can Soar'  literally makes me feel like I'm listening to a Disney soundtrack.
6) Fact: I love that when I listen to 'I Love You' it feels like I'm listening to 90's rap.
7) Love 'Be The One'. It reminds me of a 98 degrees song.