Kommentary: 2PM 'Hands Up'!

I'm a little ashamed of myself on this one. 2pm's new album came out this week, and  I didn't even know there was a new one until a day after it came out. Man I'm slipping. However this video just came out last night and there's already kommentary for it, HA!...

0:00 Golf?... Really?... They start out a music video with Khunnie at a kind of awesome looking driving range?... No.

0:09 Now that's more like it.

0:19 Apparently they're in a 90's hip-hop video.

0:20 So classy. Seriously, one can already tell this is going to be a classy to the max video.

0:30 This is how I start my nights off too.

0:53 Listen, there are way too many moments to komment from this point onwards soooooo I'm just gonna say WHY AM I NOT IN THIS VIDEO GETTING MY DRUNKIE ON WITH THEM! Also, I'd like for you to pay special attention to all of their facial expressions, and just all around ridiculousness for the rest of the video.

0:57 Sigh, yes we know you're drinking. You don't have to rub it in our faces by pointing it out to us.

0:59 Oh Khun. He's probably thinking 'Victoria's going to kill me when I get home, but I don't caaaarrrreeeeee.'

1:03 Okay, so far Khunnie's my favorite in this video cause it literally looks like he just doesn't even give a fuuuuuhhhhhhh.

 1:32 ... Those ain't Asian girls right?... Seeing white girls in videos always gives me a burst of hope.

1:46... I want to take one of those shots with them. :(

1:52 Get it white girl!

2:13 Wth are those girls in? A bubble bath?!

2:14 Ring ding dong! Ring Ding Dong! RingDigagjfglableabrhfjfldingding! (side note: the lyrics here 'Here we go, here we go. Lets do it continueously' paired with the dance here does not leave me thinking so innocently.)

2:24 What the...

3:01 O_O Hold up, whats Jim Carrey doing in a 2pm video?

3:22 1) this move reminds me of some 'Give it to my Y', and 2) I oddly love it.

.... I'm gonna be completely honest here, I didn't expect to like that song at all, but I. Can't. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Head. And I completely blame the video for that. Literally while watching that video all I wanted was to jump in and join them. Like this is exactly what this summer needs to be like: Getting my drink on and partying hardcore... Guess who's going out tonight!

Kommentary: f(x) 'Hot Summer'!!

I'm assuming SM was wanting a hot summer track, well goal accomplished. I actually do feel hot when I watch this video. Like all I want to do is run around in sprinklers hot. Good job f(x).

Uhhh, where can I get a pink zebra print tank!? O_O I would drive every where in that, and everyone around me's road rage would be invalid cause I would be driving a Pink. Zebra. Print. Tank!

0:07 Also, I can get a pink chain link fence for my future home?

0:11 *Amber spazzzzz!*

0:16 Real quick, why do they always wear ridiculously embellished baseball caps? Really torn between liking them and just completely hating and wanting to burn them.

0:19 I'm sorry, love Luna but homegirl looks like a streetwalker in this scene... It's the fishnets.

0:22 Must kpoppers always wink in their close ups? Victoria did it too in the scene right before this. Like, do they realize they're doing it? And I'm I the only one anymore that thinks winking is such a creeper thing to do?

0:44 Oh my Amber, you actually get more than just a rap! Btw, I like the potential weapon usage of that hat.

1:41 Uh, she can change her hair to this? Maybe not such a severe red, but yeah?

2:03 Question: Didn't TOP wear this hat? Or something very similar for the 'Love Song' promotions? (at least I think it was for 'Love Song'..)

2:37 Pause! Sulli looks cray cray. That is all.

2:54 "All them heads be turnin" indeed Amber.

3:13 Apparently they're having such a hot summer that every one has to join them dancing in the streets. (personally I think it was the tank that got every ones attention.)

3:18 I'd like to take a second and just appreciate all their heels in this video (and all the time really. Especially Victoria's, hers are usually the best.) The only reason I would ever want to be a kpopper is for their heels. They're always fabulous.

Kommentary: SHINee 'Replay (Japanese Version)'!!

SHINee WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME! Literally hardcore fangirling. Usually I’m not a fan of the Japanese versions of korean songs and don’t make it through the whole Japanese version video, but in this case after 30 seconds I didn’t even notice. Here’s a kitty icon version of me to better express my feelings:

Apparently I give off a Super Saiyan glow when I’m fangirling. And before you ask, yes my eyes do actually turn into hearts when SHINee’s in my vision.

 

…. Now on to kommentary. Btw, you cant embed the video (stupid right?) so heres the link: http://youtu.be/Ld95rZy27hI

1) 0:05… Look at that boys eyes, THEY SPARKLE! IT’S LIKE THE STARS OF A THOUSAND GALAXIES LIE IN HIS EYES!

2) 0:10 Already this fashion, it feels like I’ve been kicked back into the reply days (even though I wasn’t even with SHINee in those days…). Honestly, I hate with a passion Key’s general ensemble here. It’s those rolled up shorts with stockings that’s killing me. Also, I wonder if their stylist has to fight with them to get them in those jeggings. And do NOT try to tell me those aren’t jeggings some of them are wearing, cause those pants have better clingage than Saran wrap.

3) 0:16 Alright 1: I love this shot of Key and 2: you see this pink earring Key’s wearing? It’s a unicorn and I want it cause it’s probably the best earring I’ve ever seen in my life and my love for Key skyrocketed just because he’s wearing it.

4) 0:25 Stop gawking Onew, you’re going to ruin your bust. Besides, it’s just stupid Yoona.

5) 0:30 Little creepy, not gonna lie. There are a lot of things that would make me automatically fall for a guy, but sculpting a bust of my head from across the room isn’t one of them. Even if it is Onew. And I may be alone on this one, but eh.

6) 0:43 I’m really distracted by Taemin’s shoes (which actually I’m always distracted by Taemin dancing sooooo his shoes being the distraction is probably just an excuse right now), are they wings or flames? Or both? Hmmmm. I really wish he would’ve paired them with the flash shirt he’s wearing in the other dancey dance scenes cause that would be awesome.

7) 0:50-54, 1:07 :



Me, trying to hold back my spazzing… In my little pony form



8) 1:11 Woah, Minnie’s Adam’s apple’s no joke at that angle. Also, he looks like a dinosaur… Watch out Jonghyun, Tae wants your title.

9) 1:20 This ‘MVP’ hand motion, try to copy it every time. I think I’ve finally got the ‘P’ down.

10) 1:25 That’s Minho’s ladies catchin face. One look at that and consider your panties dropped. Then that lip sync at 1:26! I mean seriously, I’m surprised Yoona’s not all over that right now…

11) 1:39 Alright, here’s the deal: Key’s a homo. Just gonna throw it out there. This whole scene where I’m pretty sure he’s supposed to be greeting the girl he’s interested in, he’s not. He’s greeting his bffl in his design class saying ‘Oh girl, you have to come look at my new sketches and tell me what you think. Oh! And you can try on my new design? I think your figure will do.’

12) 2:22 Yes Jonghyun, that is the correct way to sweep.

13) 2:25 And this would be one of those things that would make me automatically fall for a guy. Walk in on cute guy dancing and singing into his broom while sweeping? Consider him raped.

14) 2:27 Jonghyun! Wtf was that! Bahahaha! He got really into that ‘AH’. Actually, all of them here are ridiculous. Minnie’s just doing the dance, Key’s like ‘kitty’s got this’, Onew just wants to get his sexy on, and Minho… Not quite sure what Minho’s doing. He’s just kind of like ‘yup’.

15) 2:35 Dance Taeminnie! Daaaannnnnccccceeee! GWAHAHAHAHA! (…… o_o)

16) 2:41 Really? Whooshing noises? Again? We get it, you’re slicing the air with your limbs, but it’s not necessary to add in.

17) 2:44 …. Window washing, pretty sure you're doing a crappy job at it J. So, I’d like to break something down for a second: while Jonghyun’s sweeping and window washing highly amuses me (and I mean very highly amuses), he really got the raw end of the deal here. Everyone else got like their dream roles: Onew’s an artist (actually idk if that’s something he cares about, but whatev), Taemin’s a dancer, Minho’s an athlete, Key’s a fashion designer, and Jonghyun’s… Cinderella? I mean, I guess he could be a singer since he’s singing and dancing while working, but still he’s cleaning up a café! (on a window washing side note, kid at Starbucks the other day was wiping down the store windows with newspaper… is that legit? At least Starbucks boy did a better job cleaning those windows than Jonghyun.)

18) 2:46 Really girl? You don’t need those glasses! They’re not even real! Ugh Yoona, trying to look smart just because you have a book in your hand. That’s probably not even a real book either. It’s probably filled with nothing but blank pages, or pictures like a children's book. Because those glasses can’t help you read.

19) 2:48 Hold up, where did all these backup dancers come from? (apparently they came in at 2:34 and I have not been paying attention. Can you blame me though? I mean between staring at Taemin, teaching Jonghyun how to wash windows, and telling off Yoona, a girls bound to miss something.)

20) 2:54 Ah, J has a guitar. Him being a Cinderella singer was the right assumption.

21) 3:01 I’ve never had a stronger urge to run up and give Onew a hug (really the urge to run up and give anyone a hug is a rare feeling), but he’s so adorable here! And it’s not just because I rock like this all the time too. Also, I’d like to know who Key just gave that sexy look to. (my votes on Jonghyun.)

22) 3:14 Stfu Yoonnaaaa!

23) 3:26 I heard ‘think bout cha’ and ‘backstreet’… I don’t want anyone thinking about me and a backstreet at the same time. No. We don’t play that way.

24) So now that you’ve watched the Japanese version, here’s the Korean version if you’d like to compare:

Quick little comparison I did (and really the only thing I cared about), baby Taemin got so many more parts this time! He got J’s at the beginning, and one of Onews, and he even got a little wail thrown in there (1:35ish)! So proud of him. They just grow up so fast! *sniffle for extra dramatics*

Kommentary: f(x) 'Pinocchio (Danger)'!!!

It's about time f(x) cameback!! Like all f(x) songs, this new ones pretty dang catchy. The video kind of makes me think of 2ne1, only not as exciting... But they all look so cute! Blond Amber is amazing, Sulli's as adorable as ever, Victoria looks especially pretty (I think it's because shes dating Nickhun), Luna honestly looks like a little ball of sunshine, and Krystal... eh, Krystal's Krystal.




1) This 'remember me' at the beginning creeps me out everytime I hear it. I've actually jumped a couple times when it's come up on my ipod and I'm not expecting it. One of the most un-okay things ever in a song.
2) 0:13 So confused, what is on this girls head.
3) 0:28 I would like for you to drop whatever you're doing right now and try this 'Danger' move. It feels so unnatural, and if you do it multiple times it kind of hurts... Or maybe its just me.
4) 0:36 While this Mickey Mouse/Pinocchio thing is kind of weird, this scenes cute.
5) 0:38-44 I can't decide if Luna's messing up her choreography or if hers moves are a bit different because shes the one singing...
6) 1:00 Uh, who's being a creeper there behind Luna?... RUN LUNA RUN!
7) 0:58 Not gonna lie, this is probably the cutest move ever. I feel like they're little children (and they're dancing in a circle!)
8) 1:13 That wink was for Nickhun. You can't tell me they're not dating in real life, THEY'RE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!
9) 1:20 Mickey Mouse/Pinocchio things f(x)'s SHINee's little fairy ball of light! <-- Does that even make sense?
10) 1:25 I keep thinking Sulli's hungry here, cause this is basically the motion I do to my mom when I want food.
11) 1:39 The fact Amber's wearing a visor makes me shudder... *shudder*
12) 1:41 Listen, I can handle (and for the most part love) every outfit in this video, except Sulli's long yellow skirt ensemble. Not cute girl. (side note: I'd like those zebra shoes Luna's wearing, and basically all the shoes Victoria wears.)
13) 1:44 Pretty sure Krystals just wearing a shirt. Someone get that girl some pants please.
14) 1:49 Does Amber have a monocle?
15) 1:53 ... When did the other two join the party? Actually, while we're here: I can get Luna's general ensemble? Cause it's really cute without those spiky shoulder pads (which I'm totally writing a letter to the NFL to request the use of spiked shoulder pads next season. I think it would really kick up the entertainment value).
16) 1:55 Way to mess up Sulli. Also, while your attention is on Sulli I'd like to point out her ridiculous hat that I kind of want, and her dress that I'd like for New Years.
17) 1:58 And Amber fangirls are spazzing to death, which is probably half of f(x)'s fans.
18) 2:14 I spy with my little eyes aaaaaaaaaaaaa FANNY PACK!
19) I want to learn this choreography O_O Theres so many hand motions, which means its easier to dance in the car toooo!!

So. Many. Debuts. O_o

Listen, Korea needs to calm down with all these debuts. I can't keep up. Heres a few that I'll be keeping an eye on though.

1) Block B. I'm not quite sure how much I like this group, but theres two (or three) members that really caught my attention. Honestly though, I feel like all the members of this group are love childs and theres nothing really new.



- 0:04 This is the first member that really caught my attention. I'm kind of already in love with him, and idk if it's because he goes by Zico, or because he was supposedly an original member of SHINee, or because he's G-Dragon and Beast's Junhyung's love child.
- 0:14 This would be another member that stuck out for me, but probably only because he's TOP and Hongki's love child. (Or TOP and MBLAQ's Lee Joon or Seungho's love child. TOP and 2pm's Junsu's love child? Someone even suggested TOP and Wookie's love child, but that one I don't see. Either or, he's def TOP's child, meaning I have to find out who my baby dinosaurs having an affair on me with.) Oh and his hairs red, meaning he sticks out regardless. Another thing, he goes by B.Bomb... these boys get my love for ridiculous names.
- 0:21 Kyu and Zoumi's love child? Uh, yes.
- 1:25 Idk if he should be saying 'Focus' cause thats not what it sounds like at first... Just sayin.
- 2:23 OMG TOP WHAT CHU DOIN IN BLOCK B!? Okay in all seriousness though, this was the second member that really caught my attention. I've already dubbed him my back up TOP. Not only does he sound ridiculously similar to TOP, but his name is P.O... Real subtle there. He probably went by POT at first, but that could've been taken one of two ways. Either as very suggestive (we know what he does in his spare time ;) or as the worst rapper name in history ("Oh whose your bias in Block B?" "Everyones favorite kitchen utensil, POT!"; "That POT's boilin!"; "Be careful, that POT's hot!"; "I wouldn't mind cooking with that POT!"; "I'd like to soak that POT."; "I can scrub your POT?".... Whelp, his names officially changed to POT).



2) Brave Girls. I really didn't want anything to do with this group at first, but their song won me over. Actually their debut performance won me over, then the song.



- 1:07 Actually, this dance is really what got me. Alright, the way the girl in front whips her hair is really what won me over. Girl gives Willow a run for her money.
- I was so into the song and video. I actually thought maybe I could get behind Brave Girls, and then 3:48 happens... Ugh.


3) Rania. By far my fav debut. This wanton slut concept they're working is so refreshing for kpop.



Pussycat Dolls eat your hearts out.

Get It Britbrit!

Alright, wasn't a fan of 'Till The World Ends' at first, but now after watching the video I love it. The 'HIAM' video was horrible, but this, this is the Britbrit I want to see.

Kommentary: U-Kiss '0330'!

1) Don't usually add pictures for kommentary, but its so absolutely adorable that I had to.

2) I really kind of like '0330', it's a nice change for u-kiss. Don't get me wrong, I liked their other songs too (that last m/v, dayum), but I'm glad they went for a softer image this time.
3) Sooo, confession (and if any hardcore kissme happens to stumble upon this, don't kill me): I'm not missing Kibum and Xander, like at all. And I'm already loving the two new members. AJ can replace those two any day. Feels good to get that off my chest.




1) This opening is so pretty and I'm jealous. Why can't I play the piano in the middle of an enchanted forest with baby Dongho?
2) 0:28 Whys Eli watching baby Dongho sleep?... O_o
3) 1:00 *shimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmy*
4) 1:26 This one. He's like the Daesung of U-kiss. Every comeback he gets better and better looking. I imagine that if this keeps up, by the time those two are in their forties they're going to have George Clooney status.
5) 1:38 AWWWWW! Just nonchalantly wipe the window.
6) 1:45 Eli's creepin again! This time he seems to have brought a friend though.
7) 2:00 Oh, and now it's not Eli creepin but the other members. I'd like to believe at this point that they're all just jealous of that girl for having Dongho's attention....
8) 2:06 Even new boys creepin! What is this? The only one I've yet to see creepin is Kevin (andthatsbecauseheistoobusystalkingEli).
9) 2:11 Baby Dongho's a rapper? Never was really sure what he contributed music-wise to the group. Soooo U-kiss consists of three rappers, three vocalists, and a Kisoep.
10) 2:12 Hold up a sec, phones like this still exist? Baby boy's like 12, how does he even know how to use it?
11) 2:18 All these somber faces and Kevin taking out the headphones. You know shits about to go down.
12) 2:27 This totally looks like a lovers quarrel between Eli and Kevin. (or that could just be a fangirl fantasy out of control.)
13) 2:34-2:55:

14) 2:56 I'd be lying if I said I understood whats going on here. Eli seems upset about Dongho and that girl, but I feel if Dongho's interested in her than she's too young for Eli... So maybe it's Eli's little sister? Idk. (Sidenote: Glad my first thought here was 'Who does AJ think he is placing his hand on Dongho's shoulder like he knows him. It should be one of the other members.' I'm perfectly fine with the member switch, but somethings....)
15) 3:08 WTF do they mean by 'don't forget our r²π'.... Don't forget our area of a circle?
16) 3:13 .... Eli's totally Simba accepting Kovu back into the pride.