SHINee WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME! Literally hardcore fangirling. Usually I’m not a fan of the Japanese versions of korean songs and don’t make it through the whole Japanese version video, but in this case after 30 seconds I didn’t even notice. Here’s a kitty icon version of me to better express my feelings:
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| Apparently I give off a Super Saiyan glow when I’m fangirling. And before you ask, yes my eyes do actually turn into hearts when SHINee’s in my vision. |
…. Now on to kommentary. Btw, you cant embed the video (stupid right?) so heres the link: http://youtu.be/Ld95rZy27hI
1) 0:05… Look at that boys eyes, THEY SPARKLE! IT’S LIKE THE STARS OF A THOUSAND GALAXIES LIE IN HIS EYES!
2) 0:10 Already this fashion, it feels like I’ve been kicked back into the reply days (even though I wasn’t even with SHINee in those days…). Honestly, I hate with a passion Key’s general ensemble here. It’s those rolled up shorts with stockings that’s killing me. Also, I wonder if their stylist has to fight with them to get them in those jeggings. And do NOT try to tell me those aren’t jeggings some of them are wearing, cause those pants have better clingage than Saran wrap.
3) 0:16 Alright 1: I love this shot of Key and 2: you see this pink earring Key’s wearing? It’s a unicorn and I want it cause it’s probably the best earring I’ve ever seen in my life and my love for Key skyrocketed just because he’s wearing it.
4) 0:25 Stop gawking Onew, you’re going to ruin your bust. Besides, it’s just stupid Yoona.
5) 0:30 Little creepy, not gonna lie. There are a lot of things that would make me automatically fall for a guy, but sculpting a bust of my head from across the room isn’t one of them. Even if it is Onew. And I may be alone on this one, but eh.
6) 0:43 I’m really distracted by Taemin’s shoes (which actually I’m always distracted by Taemin dancing sooooo his shoes being the distraction is probably just an excuse right now), are they wings or flames? Or both? Hmmmm. I really wish he would’ve paired them with the flash shirt he’s wearing in the other dancey dance scenes cause that would be awesome.
7) 0:50-54, 1:07 :
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| Me, trying to hold back my spazzing… In my little pony form |
8) 1:11 Woah, Minnie’s Adam’s apple’s no joke at that angle. Also, he looks like a dinosaur… Watch out Jonghyun, Tae wants your title.
9) 1:20 This ‘MVP’ hand motion, try to copy it every time. I think I’ve finally got the ‘P’ down.
10) 1:25 That’s Minho’s ladies catchin face. One look at that and consider your panties dropped. Then that lip sync at 1:26! I mean seriously, I’m surprised Yoona’s not all over that right now…
11) 1:39 Alright, here’s the deal: Key’s a homo. Just gonna throw it out there. This whole scene where I’m pretty sure he’s supposed to be greeting the girl he’s interested in, he’s not. He’s greeting his bffl in his design class saying ‘Oh girl, you have to come look at my new sketches and tell me what you think. Oh! And you can try on my new design? I think your figure will do.’
12) 2:22 Yes Jonghyun, that is the correct way to sweep.
13) 2:25 And this would be one of those things that would make me automatically fall for a guy. Walk in on cute guy dancing and singing into his broom while sweeping? Consider him raped.
14) 2:27 Jonghyun! Wtf was that! Bahahaha! He got really into that ‘AH’. Actually, all of them here are ridiculous. Minnie’s just doing the dance, Key’s like ‘kitty’s got this’, Onew just wants to get his sexy on, and Minho… Not quite sure what Minho’s doing. He’s just kind of like ‘yup’.
15) 2:35 Dance Taeminnie! Daaaannnnnccccceeee! GWAHAHAHAHA! (…… o_o)
16) 2:41 Really? Whooshing noises? Again? We get it, you’re slicing the air with your limbs, but it’s not necessary to add in.
17) 2:44 …. Window washing, pretty sure you're doing a crappy job at it J. So, I’d like to break something down for a second: while Jonghyun’s sweeping and window washing highly amuses me (and I mean very highly amuses), he really got the raw end of the deal here. Everyone else got like their dream roles: Onew’s an artist (actually idk if that’s something he cares about, but whatev), Taemin’s a dancer, Minho’s an athlete, Key’s a fashion designer, and Jonghyun’s… Cinderella? I mean, I guess he could be a singer since he’s singing and dancing while working, but still he’s cleaning up a café! (on a window washing side note, kid at Starbucks the other day was wiping down the store windows with newspaper… is that legit? At least Starbucks boy did a better job cleaning those windows than Jonghyun.)
18) 2:46 Really girl? You don’t need those glasses! They’re not even real! Ugh Yoona, trying to look smart just because you have a book in your hand. That’s probably not even a real book either. It’s probably filled with nothing but blank pages, or pictures like a children's book. Because those glasses can’t help you read.
19) 2:48 Hold up, where did all these backup dancers come from? (apparently they came in at 2:34 and I have not been paying attention. Can you blame me though? I mean between staring at Taemin, teaching Jonghyun how to wash windows, and telling off Yoona, a girls bound to miss something.)
20) 2:54 Ah, J has a guitar. Him being a Cinderella singer was the right assumption.
21) 3:01 I’ve never had a stronger urge to run up and give Onew a hug (really the urge to run up and give anyone a hug is a rare feeling), but he’s so adorable here! And it’s not just because I rock like this all the time too. Also, I’d like to know who Key just gave that sexy look to. (my votes on Jonghyun.)
22) 3:14 Stfu Yoonnaaaa!
23) 3:26 I heard ‘think bout cha’ and ‘backstreet’… I don’t want anyone thinking about me and a backstreet at the same time. No. We don’t play that way.
24) So now that you’ve watched the Japanese version, here’s the Korean version if you’d like to compare:
Quick little comparison I did (and really the only thing I cared about), baby Taemin got so many more parts this time! He got J’s at the beginning, and one of Onews, and he even got a little wail thrown in there (1:35ish)! So proud of him. They just grow up so fast! *sniffle for extra dramatics*
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