Kommentary: U-Kiss '0330'!

1) Don't usually add pictures for kommentary, but its so absolutely adorable that I had to.

2) I really kind of like '0330', it's a nice change for u-kiss. Don't get me wrong, I liked their other songs too (that last m/v, dayum), but I'm glad they went for a softer image this time.
3) Sooo, confession (and if any hardcore kissme happens to stumble upon this, don't kill me): I'm not missing Kibum and Xander, like at all. And I'm already loving the two new members. AJ can replace those two any day. Feels good to get that off my chest.




1) This opening is so pretty and I'm jealous. Why can't I play the piano in the middle of an enchanted forest with baby Dongho?
2) 0:28 Whys Eli watching baby Dongho sleep?... O_o
3) 1:00 *shimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmy*
4) 1:26 This one. He's like the Daesung of U-kiss. Every comeback he gets better and better looking. I imagine that if this keeps up, by the time those two are in their forties they're going to have George Clooney status.
5) 1:38 AWWWWW! Just nonchalantly wipe the window.
6) 1:45 Eli's creepin again! This time he seems to have brought a friend though.
7) 2:00 Oh, and now it's not Eli creepin but the other members. I'd like to believe at this point that they're all just jealous of that girl for having Dongho's attention....
8) 2:06 Even new boys creepin! What is this? The only one I've yet to see creepin is Kevin (andthatsbecauseheistoobusystalkingEli).
9) 2:11 Baby Dongho's a rapper? Never was really sure what he contributed music-wise to the group. Soooo U-kiss consists of three rappers, three vocalists, and a Kisoep.
10) 2:12 Hold up a sec, phones like this still exist? Baby boy's like 12, how does he even know how to use it?
11) 2:18 All these somber faces and Kevin taking out the headphones. You know shits about to go down.
12) 2:27 This totally looks like a lovers quarrel between Eli and Kevin. (or that could just be a fangirl fantasy out of control.)
13) 2:34-2:55:

14) 2:56 I'd be lying if I said I understood whats going on here. Eli seems upset about Dongho and that girl, but I feel if Dongho's interested in her than she's too young for Eli... So maybe it's Eli's little sister? Idk. (Sidenote: Glad my first thought here was 'Who does AJ think he is placing his hand on Dongho's shoulder like he knows him. It should be one of the other members.' I'm perfectly fine with the member switch, but somethings....)
15) 3:08 WTF do they mean by 'don't forget our r²π'.... Don't forget our area of a circle?
16) 3:13 .... Eli's totally Simba accepting Kovu back into the pride.

Kommentary: Super Junior-M 'Perfection'

These boys are 'Perfection,' at least look wise. As far as the song goes, I like it but I'm not in love. It's no 'Supergirl.' And there are parts that are so autotuned that honestly anyone could be singing and you would never know the difference. But it's def got a SuJu feel to it. And seriously, these boys just get finer by the day.




- 0:10 Oh hey, Siwan's starting off the song. Who could've predicted that one...
- 0:14 Not gonna lie, I love this dance move. It's hilarious looking.
- 0:30 These furry hats... Clearly their concept is: sexy Russians!
- 0:36 Oh Donghae, words do not describe you.
- 1:13 Look! Sungmin joined SuJu-M! It's nice that he gets 5 seconds of screen time. Also, can someone tell this boy to stop glaring every time he sings. It always feels like he's got such angst stored up inside.
- 1:37 They would stick Henry into a halter top.
- 2:01 Stop-motion circle jumping!!! Not quite circle dancing, but just as good.
- 2:46 .... This rap... Uck. It would be more tolerable if he didn't say 'bling bling.' Idk why, but thats literally all I hear.
- 3:00 Soooo I'm going to request Henry stop rapping. He sounds like a white boy trying to rap and thats never an okay thing. In fact I think I'm going to start a petition. Anyone care to sign?

Kommentary: Infinite 'Nothing's Over'! + Teen Top 'Angel'

Infinite's totally got my love this year... Despite the fact I can't tell the difference between Infinite and Teen Top. You can't convince me they're not the same group... Anyways, they're both totally adorable.






- 0:04 Really? Does throwing a ring at someone cause that exaggerated of a reaction?
- 0:07 Wah, baby boys hurt expression. O_O ... is it wrong to say it's adorable?
- 0:21 "So hey, in this scene we want you to walk backward while carrying this tv wrapped in a box. That cool?"
- 0:30 Pretty boy x boy bed scene? Infinite's got my undying love.
- 0:46 Baha, this boy getting pelted with rolls of toilet paper.
- 0:52 AWWW! Baby boys all sad while other baby boys trying to comfort him and I can't.
- 1:05 1) Their dancing is always so in sync its ridiculous. 2) The ceiling could be a little higher. I'm feeling claustrophobic just watching them. 3) I would love nothing more than for them to bust out in 'Gee,' cause they look like a male version of SNSD right now.
- 1:23 What is he on, and where can I get one. Also, I don't believe baby boy can push other baby boy that easily.
- 1:36 Baby boys about to cut someone.  (Side note: Does rapper boy look like 2pm's Taec to anyone else?)
- 1:47 Excuse me rapper boy? Watch the hands.
- 1:49 Know what will help you get over this slump? Synchronized dancing!!!
- 2:19 Look at pink pants baby boy go!
- 2:35 Someone just became determined to do something. Personally I think he's just trying to get away from the weird people singing their feelings to him. Just an opinion.
- 2:55 CREEPER ALERT!
- 3:02 Child. He's literally an ADHD child. And I can't figure out what he's trying to do and it's annoying.
- 3:07 Sooooo, why did they send those two off alone together? And why is the one on the left biting his nail looking like a worried parent that just sent away his youngest daughter in an arranged marriage?
- 3:24 1) ... Why is this boy yelling at me. 2) Homeboy in the back thinks he's parkore. 3) Guess who the outcast of Infinite is...


Sorry for all the use of 'baby boy,' but I don't actually know their names and too lazy to look them up. Besides I swear half of them have the same name so it wouldn't matter anyway... or is that Teen Top....?

Speaking of Teen Top...



- 1:30 This child running by gets me every time.
- 1:50 Fact: if you're not actually paying attention to what chubbycheeks is doing, it looks a little lewd.
- I've never wanted to play in the snow more.
- Idk where this song came from, but everything about the video is adorable and they've finally proved to me that other members besides Neil can sing! Basically this means now I'll actually put in an effort to learn the members names. Maybe.

Kommentary: ZE:A 'Here I Am'

So ZE:A released a full length album (and by full length I mean a a couple new songs and the rest all the songs from their previous mini albums) and its called 'Lovability.' Listen, with a name like that I completely expected their single from the album to be amazing. Well fail. I want to love 'Here I Am,' but... ZE:A, why do you make it so hard to love you?




- 0:19 Uh, creepin much?
- 0:25 .... This child. "I just made a window." <--- Said in Old Spice man's voice.
- 0:47 Idk where these asians got the idea that saying 'shorty/shawty' more than once (and I'm being very lenient on this one) in a song was acceptable.
- 0:56 I'm going to let you know right now that I hate everything about this choreography. Heck, I basically hate everything about this 'cute' concept on them. Honestly, I feel like they hate it too.
- 1:00 Heechul's totally judging her as he's pulling up his sleeves. Love it.
- 1:13 Aww, this one looks like a less cute version of Taemin.
- 1:23 Shenanigans. They did not make that cake.
- 1:56 Oh no he didn't. Baby boy did not just steal some other girls flowers. Nah, boy. You can't do that stuff.
- 2:10 Look at their faces! You can't tell me there actually enjoying themselves!
- Okay, I take back some of that last statement, and some of previous statements. Dongjun looks happyish, but he's adorable and all he has to do is smile and I'm sold. LesscuteTaemin actually looks like he's enjoying himself, and I'll admit the cute concept fits him the best. And 2:24 looks happy, but thats probably only because this is the most lines he's had in one of their songs. And maybe they don't necessarily hate this concept, but it's def awkward on them.
- 2:31 Where can I learn this little trick? Don't like what I'm wearing? Just a wave of the hand and BAM! Completely new ensemble.
- 2:43 When did 'butterfly' become such a popular pet name?
- 2:44 Ew. Homeboy couldn't poof up cuter shoes for that outfit?
- Soooo, basically ZE:A just became the cast of queer eye for the straight guy girl.