Friday, March 18, 2011

Kommentary: ZE:A 'Here I Am'

So ZE:A released a full length album (and by full length I mean a a couple new songs and the rest all the songs from their previous mini albums) and its called 'Lovability.' Listen, with a name like that I completely expected their single from the album to be amazing. Well fail. I want to love 'Here I Am,' but... ZE:A, why do you make it so hard to love you?




- 0:19 Uh, creepin much?
- 0:25 .... This child. "I just made a window." <--- Said in Old Spice man's voice.
- 0:47 Idk where these asians got the idea that saying 'shorty/shawty' more than once (and I'm being very lenient on this one) in a song was acceptable.
- 0:56 I'm going to let you know right now that I hate everything about this choreography. Heck, I basically hate everything about this 'cute' concept on them. Honestly, I feel like they hate it too.
- 1:00 Heechul's totally judging her as he's pulling up his sleeves. Love it.
- 1:13 Aww, this one looks like a less cute version of Taemin.
- 1:23 Shenanigans. They did not make that cake.
- 1:56 Oh no he didn't. Baby boy did not just steal some other girls flowers. Nah, boy. You can't do that stuff.
- 2:10 Look at their faces! You can't tell me there actually enjoying themselves!
- Okay, I take back some of that last statement, and some of previous statements. Dongjun looks happyish, but he's adorable and all he has to do is smile and I'm sold. LesscuteTaemin actually looks like he's enjoying himself, and I'll admit the cute concept fits him the best. And 2:24 looks happy, but thats probably only because this is the most lines he's had in one of their songs. And maybe they don't necessarily hate this concept, but it's def awkward on them.
- 2:31 Where can I learn this little trick? Don't like what I'm wearing? Just a wave of the hand and BAM! Completely new ensemble.
- 2:43 When did 'butterfly' become such a popular pet name?
- 2:44 Ew. Homeboy couldn't poof up cuter shoes for that outfit?
- Soooo, basically ZE:A just became the cast of queer eye for the straight guy girl.

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