Listen, after watching the music video for their newest Japanese single I'm honestly flabbergasted. Whatever I expected from a Korean boy band is not at all what I just witnessed. And I completely understand why they seem to be doing better in the Japanese music industry over the Korean music industry. I honestly... I just... I don't even know.
Idk if this video even needs real kommentary, but here we go:
1) 0:15 ... A quote from Hairspray if I may, "We don't want our dancers thrusting around like savages!"
2) 0:18 "Baby girl, booty booty." Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that what they said? As if the thrusting wasn't already too much for me.
3) 0:51 Hold up, isn't that 2pm's 'Without You' dance?
4) 1:24 I feel like this dance is from something too...
5) 1:29 And this is just an upgraded version of the Raman dance from the grocery store scene in 'You're Beautiful'.
6) 1:38 Why do "rappers" always do weird things with their mouths?
7) 1:44 Who ever did their choreography, I laugh every single time at this part. I just.... Idevenk.
8) 2:36-2:52 They finally had me here, until the end.
9) 3:00 O_O this boys eyelashes... You know when writers describe a sleeping person and to make them seem more angelic they describe how their eyelashes rested on their cheeks? I never thought it was possible, until now. This child is an angel.
10) 3:10 Literally every time I've seen this boy throughout the video I think how much he looks like Rain here.
11) 3:13 Ugh, STOP THIS VULGAR THRUSTING ALREADY.
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